Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Episode 3: Toes to tits




This week, the Maketards familiarized themselves with a tool that could change the world: The Bedazzler. This shine-enhancing device is more majestic (in theory, not in practice) than a topless angel riding a griffin that farts fairy dust. The Bedazzler and its tiny, shiny, 4-pronged nuggets of goodness took over the Maketard workshop and everything in it. I mean, we bedazzled the hell out of some shit! It was a dream come true for us. We decked out a few special items that we felt needed a little extra zing:

Ribazzle
Bemitten
Lipstazzle
Toilet Pazzle
DVDazzle
Strazzle
Band-Azzle
Tea Bazzle
Tampazzle
Vitamazzle
Plantazzle
Condazzle (to protect you from STDazzles)
Orangazzle

Try it at home. What crazy crap can you improve with a little sparkle?

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